Alex Gets Oppai

Alex Gets Oppai is a joke game meant to make a silly laugh at men's lowly desires for oppai. We needed a platforming foundation for our next major project, so we said "might as well make a stupid game out of it."

So there we have Alex Gets Oppai, an endless platformer.

In the world of Alex Gets Oppai, there are rumors stating that any man who can overcome the Sadistic Challenge and reach the heaven beyond the sky will be granted one wish by the Goddess of Sadism. Determined to achieve what he always desires the most, Alex decided to take on the Challenge. Will he ever be able to succeed?

• Random blocks and boxes falling from the sky randomly. Be on top or be squashed.
• Stupid and useless ninjas that kill you.
• Oppai balls with extra points.

Press the Arrow Buttons to Move Alex or the cursor.

Press Spacebar to Jump.

Press Enter to Select Commands.